{"product_id":"floating-keychain","title":"Floating Keychain","description":"\u003ch3\u003eEver watched your boat keys drop into the lake in slow motion?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYeah, it’s a vibe killer. We don't manufacture these bad boys at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"128\"\u003eRogue Life Co.\u003c\/b\u003e, but we sure as hell curated the best ones so your keys don’t end up at the bottom of the lake. Whether you want to keep it wholesome or let everyone at the marina know exactly how you feel, we’ve got a foam floatie with your name on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWhy You Need It:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHigh-Visibility Foam:\u003c\/b\u003e Thick, buoyant foam that keeps your ignition keys floating right on the surface.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSlightly Improper (Options Available):\u003c\/b\u003e Choose from classic lake \u0026amp; Lobster vibes or full-throttle attitude to match your mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHeavy-Duty Ball Chain:\u003c\/b\u003e Securely attaches to your boat, jet ski, or truck keys.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eClarity at a Glance:\u003c\/b\u003e Bright colors ensure you can spot your keys instantly, even when the water gets choppy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"ROGUE LIFE Co.","offers":[{"title":"White Lake Life","offer_id":43337532702809,"sku":"RLM-Flo-Whi-0001","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red Maine Lobster","offer_id":43337532735577,"sku":"RLM-Flo-Red-0001","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green Float the F*Ck Away from Me","offer_id":43337532768345,"sku":"RLM-Flo-Gre-0001","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange Where Are My F*cking Keys","offer_id":43337532801113,"sku":"RLM-Flo-Ora-0001","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink Bitch Don't Lose Me","offer_id":43337532833881,"sku":"RLM-Flo-Pin-0001","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0065\/5192\/files\/LAKELIFEKEYCHAIN.webp?v=1779389917","url":"https:\/\/www.roguelifemaine.com\/products\/floating-keychain","provider":"Rogue Life Maine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}